Chris

 Short Bio:

Hi, my name's Chris, aka totallynatural... that was my adopted name just for these boards, but now I use it all the time. What can I say? Nothing much, really. I guess to find out about me you'd better ask someone else... but for the basics. I'm a writer and I study psychology and philosophy in the hope that when I finish university I'll never have to get a job. I'm a punk in the old style sense of the word; I like the Clash and the Sex Pistols and most of all the Manic Street Preachers. Oh, one more thing - don't argue with me. You'll lose.

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More about totallynatural

Full name? Christopher Karl Cherry
Who were you named after? No-one really. I think they just liked the name
Nickname(s)? Cherry, Chez, Chev, You, It, That
Location? England
Height? 5' 10"
Hair color? Naturally dark, but it depends on the hair dye colour I pick
Eye color? Grey
Birthday? 28th August
Sister(s)/brother(s)? One brother, Satan
Pet(s)? Dog (Zoe), rat (Shaft), fish (Moby)
Online since (date)? Sometime in 1996


Who Is Your...

BF/GF? No-one... *sigh*
Crush? Secret! Ahhh, no-one again.
Worst enemy? Capitalism

Who is your favorite...

On-line girl/guy? Lele... probably
Teacher? Er, Steph, Media and Cultural Studies professor
Number: 1,859,930,448.3 recurring
Kind of dog? Dobermann
Animal? Dog
Commercial? The one with the... thing in it... ya know...
Music groups/artists: Manic Street Preachers
Song lyric? "I know I believe in nothing but it is my nothing"
Movie(s)? La Haine, Alien, The Evil Dead
Snack? Crisps
Candy? Twix
Soda/pop/coke? Lucozade
Day of the week? Friday
Song? Motown Junk by the Manic Street Preachers
Clothing store? Funky little independent ones
Place to go? Bed
Store at the mall? Music shop... Virgin
Website/s? the-protagonist.net!! *sucks up*
Book? Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh
Quality in the opposite sex? Liking me



What Do You Think Of When You Think Of...

The opposite sex: Sex
Money: Spending
Tight pants on the opposite sex: Sex
Lollipops: Sugar
Nerds: Friends
Preps: What's a prep?
Cheerleaders: Sex
Hanson: Murder
Blondes: Sex
Brunettes: Sex
Purple: Jimi Hendrix
Blue: Sad
Grey: Boring
Red: Sex
Green: Trees
Yellow: Bananas
Maroon: Macaroons

Have You Ever...

Been drunk? That should be "Have you ever been sober?"
Shop-lifted? Yes
Cursed in front of your parent(s)? Yes
Flunked a grade? I flunked school
Skipped a grade? I skipped school
Murdered someone? Nope
Been in love? Yes
Danced around naked? Hahahaha... yes
Followed your crush around? Nope
Worn undergarments belonging to someone of the opposite sex? Nope
Had your heart broken? Yes
Dated someone, to make another jealous? Nope
Felt like everyone was mad at you? All the time
Lost a friend to death? Yes
Lied about your bra/jock strap size? No...

Yes Or No...

Do you believe in love at first sight? Not really
Do you eat chicken fingers with a fork? Ewww, chicken
Type with fingers on the right keys: Yes
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No
Do you leave messages on answering machines? Yeah... ones that say "if you're there, pick up, oh, f*** it"


About the Opposite Sex

What attracts you to them: Um. Possibility of sex
Things they do to make your heart melt: Pay attention to me
Does money matter: No
Ideal height: Smaller than me (but not a midget!)
Build: Slim
Hair color: Dark
Eye color: Blue

WHO...

Makes you smile? Caroline
Makes you laugh? Gus
Has made you cry? Helen
Can you count on? Myself
Has made the biggest impact on you? Richey Edwards
Has made you see things you never noticed before? I have no idea

When Was The Last Time ...

you told someone you loved them? Too long ago
you got dressed? This morning
you got undressed? This morning
you went to a dance?: Dance?
you danced at home?: This morning
you sang aloud?: Doing it now
you had a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Six weeks or so ago
you ate a pickle?: Can't remember
you threw something?: Yesterday, at the dog
you screamed?: This morning, at the dog
you got angry?: This morning, at the dog
you watched a cartoon?: This afternoon
you brushed your teeth?: This morning
you played outside?: Seven or eight years ago
you brushed your hair?: This morning
you had a heartfelt conversation with someone?: Friday
you did something you really enjoyed?: Two months ago in Amsterdam
you fell in love?: About a year ago



Miscellaneous Questions...

Favorite phrase? "Fuck off"
Phrase you say a lot? "Beautiful"
What do you like to do over the weekend?: Get drunk, study, read
Do you like math? I'm not fussed
Does your school wear a uniform? No, but my Catholic school did
Last movie you saw? Every Which Way But Loose
Best Advice? Look after yourself, you're the only one you've got
Pet Peeves: Hypocrites, stupidity
The most unusual thing about you? Wearing make-up
If you had 3 wishes, what would they be? To live somewhere I love, to never be depressed again, and for everyone around me to be happy



The Protagonist Boards..

What was your life like before you joined the boards? The same, only with less people in it
Favorite Forum: My State of the Empire Address
Favorite Topic: Immodest Clothing



Last updated: 14th May 2001